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Every day it seemed more Iraqis woke up to death threats tossed into their carports. At first the death threats were handwritten, but as kidnappings became a daily occurrence, the kidnappers grew more brazen and organized. The terrorists now issue generic, computerized threats with the organization's name as letterhead. Only the name of the victim is written by hand. (via)

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are writing to tell you that your cooperation with the infidel invader has made you eligible for our head spinning new offer on decapitation.

Yours faithfully,
The People's Popular Front for Mesapotamia